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INT. DAY. SKIP BURDOCKS OFFICE. FIFTH FLOOR.

(We see closed elevator  doors. The light travels up the floor numbers and dings at the top. #5. The doors open. It appears empty. SNAKE and EVE  poke their heads out. The SECRETARY watches with exasperation. This is probably the third or fourth bonsai audition attempting to get past her this week.)

SNAKE
All’s clear. Let’s go.

(THE foursome enter the office. But as the doors close it catches EVE’s dress)

EVE
Oh! Watch it! The elevators got me! Help me! Snake! Help me!

JIM
Hit the up button!

EVE
Help me!

JIM

Stick your face in there Snake.

(HENSON hits the up button. SNAKE jams his face in the door. This frees EVE’s dress, but causes SNAKE to have his head mashed repeatedly between the doors for a minute.)

EVE
Snake quit yo’ foolin’. We gots business ta do.

SNAKE
Agh! (Elevator Ding)Agh! (Ding) Agh!

(He frees his head)

Who? Ha! What! Yeah! Take That! Take That!

(SNAKE yells at door as HENSON kicks it.)

SECRETARY
Can I help you?

SNAKE

Ew yeah. A real womyn. Thank god. The only thing I saw walking around out there was silicon Barbi dolls. How’d you manage to get job in the headquarters of the Skip Burdock the evil lord of celluloid with out fake boobs?

SECRETARY
I’m his niece.

SNAKE

Ah, nepotism.

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